Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...