Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...