OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.