The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...