Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...