Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...