Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...