From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...