Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...