Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...