Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...