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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...