Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...