You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...