Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!