Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...