Working in the garden
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Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
French horn jokes
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Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Spelling checker
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A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...