Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!