Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...