What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...