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The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
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What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
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Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Possible IBM acronyms
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Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Say After Sex
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Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
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What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
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