Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...