Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....