To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...