A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...