Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...