Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...