Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...