Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!