Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...