Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.