Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...