A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...