Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...