How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.