Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...