Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...