New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Analysis of A Man
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One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
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Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Elephant jokes 10
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Two plus two is five
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