Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...