‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...