Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Crocodile is longer
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Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!