Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...