A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!