Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...