Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...