Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...