What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...