OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...