Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?