Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...