Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...